Monday, January 31, 2005

So what happened on sunday then boys? I heard it was 3-3 and they weren't great, but I havent heard any details...
http://www.thefaders.co.uk/site.php

check out the new girl band I'm working with on Thursday...
Okay okay I've played that same move over and over in my head about a thousand times since yesterday morning and every time either I score, Paul scores or Dave scores. Sorry boys I have to hold my hand up and say that I was amongst those that let everybody down yesterday.

Still, it didn't rain, that's the main thing.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Rare moment of "Doh!" from me I'm afraid Mr Curtis - giggling like a schoolboy as I firmly locked the padlock. Then when the first person said "we haven't got a key" the giggling turned to deep-seated laughter. I then stemmed it when I realised I'm 31 years old and went to get the caretaker.

Sadly I found the caretaker already on his way to turn off the fire alarm which we'd already set off, whereby I had to explain that in the middle of the fire alarm chaos, two of our players had become locked in a cage. Try doing that keeping a straight face. Impossible.

Bloke looked at me like I was joking (tears of laughter running down my face not helping him to believe me), then he wandered into the hall to see Lewis and Crabbeman pressed up against the cage giving me evils while the alarm keeps on ringing and everyone else is doing press ups. Reckon the guy thought he was gonna get tied up and have a pool ball shoved in his mouth... bunch of nutters.


Yeah the ankle's fine mate - actually ran it off in a couple of minutes so no worries there. HOpe the knee gets better.

John if you say "watch this clip" you need to put in a link or a clip of somesort. Mind you, I'm not the person to be taking advice off after locking Lewis and Crabbeman in a cage last night while the fire alarm was going off...

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Have a look at this clip, safe for work, and speakers aren't a requirement...from the Rodnay Marsh school of clips making?! Clip plays in the middle of the page...
Heres a sneak preview of Arsenal's new kit...
you dream about him

quite looking forward to training tonight - another chance to give you young uns another lesson in mental fitness (as opposed to physical fitness, which is over-rated)
Thank god I spelt Genghis wrong when I typed it in...

"ghenghis is my hero"
shane is going to take off

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Good work lads, I quite like my one about the bastard children thing! Unfortunatly Im not there on sunday, Im at my nan's 93rd birthday'party' back in Essex, so someone else will have to take my place on the bench Im afraid!
My blog, MY BLOG!!! Sillsy goalsnatcher.

beeny is wearing a blue kungfu costume and is standing in the crowd in front of that temple
Go to that googlism link that Sillsy put on his last blog,type in Steve Taylor and look at line 9.

Judging by that i should play up front sunday.

Failing that type in smurf look at line 18 and you will all chuckle and agree 100%
haha - genghis is my cat

okay I'll stop this now (not very busy at work today)
Don't get me started sillsy... john sills is the true and only father of the said bastard child or children
Check out http://www.googlism.com/ - you put names in (or anything) and it scours google and tells you everything it's learnt about it... Spot some of the apt ones for Browny...

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Who'd have thought? No wonder he misses training now and then.
have to let Mikey answer that for you either on here or tomorrow night, but I think we're covered either way (and when I say 'covered' I mean 'not me').
Sounds good to me, Paul scores from midfield anyway, no point putting him up front, same number of goals for less effort...

Right so Smurf's up front with Genghis, Paul's in goal...

Imagine having Smurf and his cousin in the same team.
I will play up front with you Shane i have a bit more pace than Paul
So if Dave isn't available then we're down to 3rd choice striker starting then? Best dust off my goal celebration...
So the chances of me being dropped after Sundays performance is getting slimmer.

"unlike my gut" before someone trys it.
Just to let you know im not here this week either. Sills did tell me Sunday that he wouldn't be there aswell
Big eared strikers, scary stuff. I must admit I didn't know Sills and Lewis were away this week - been running anyway though so if I get a game I'll be able to manage more than 5 minutes. Guess we'll find out tomorrow night.

I dunno what Genghis is going on about with getting stuff for training tomorrow night but I saw him coming out of the sex-shop in cheap street yesterday. Best do some stretching exercises...
Where are Lewis and Sills this week then? I didn't realise they weren't playing.

I think you summed it up Shane, that's basically what I remember of them, they never give up and work really hard for each other. They signed a new Striker last season if I remember, think he used to play for TVS Colin Bell, has really big ears. Think it's Westwood he played for last year.
Well I've been running everyday this week in preparation for Sunday's game. My memories of Westwood are that they play some good footy but sometimes struggle a little to punch through on goal, but that they also never really give up - I hate that.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Dissapointing result on Sunday chaps, lets shake that one off and concentrate on turning westwood over on Sunday.
Shane I think those minging Shinpads are Crabbeman's he was saying he was missing a pair when we were going to 5 a side last night.

Which ended up in us having a brawl against Cafe Du Sport, after Dave Frew took some guy down when he was clean through on goal, Everyone got up started pushing, few punches thrown
Crabbeman got caught on the nose and one of their players got sent off after running the length of the pitch and punched someone. Just another night at the reading 5 a side league, unfortunate to loose 5-4 after going 2-0 up.


Monday, January 24, 2005

Shefford and Norreys Mcwerter promoted then. We should tell the league now. All depends on what happend with them and with Chav No Friend I guess. The guy at Blue Ball was saying that he thought Chav had lost a lot of their players, but I assumed he meant at the end of last season rather than half way through this season. Maybe I was wrong - they've certainly plummeted down the league a bit. This has been a bit of a season of strange results though.

Genghis have you got any more info on whether we play Chav again or not? If they've fallen to pieces it might be worth having a stab at them. Literally. In the last game it was only 3-1 and we'd outplayed them in the first half. Then I had to go to go to the Maldives and it seems that we fair slightly better without me on the sidelines than we do with me in goal...

I used to be an okay keeper, problem yesterday was that my main problem is crosses and that was their main weapon. And in the second half I couldn't see the cross coming in or who was around to header it cos of the sun. I didn't actually save a single shot that wasn't straight at me. Pretty poor, so sorry.

Doing some work with a new girl band coming out soon called The Faders. Should be good.
Yep - We're still on track for the title. 'We are going up, say, we are going....'

Apparently Hampstead Norris have MDM next week. Then the following 4 weeks they have Westwood twice and Blue Ball twice, so I'd expect to see them flying up the league over the next few weeks. They could be up there with us come May.
No effing way! What the fuck went on at the weekend then? That's a good result for us as it should mean we're still 4th in the league. Can still win it Matt! Win!!!

Anyway, turns out they weren't my shin pads, so if anyone is missing a minging pair of shin pads they're in my boot. And if anyone's missing a pair of minging white socks then one of them is in the car park at the Halfway...

I am going running tonight.
Hampstead Norris 6 - 1 Chav No-Friends
Great game yesterday lads, superb performance by everyone and just what was needed. Thought they showed some good stuff but sometimes it's good to see everybody react well to whatever was thrown at them, it was good to watch. I know Souness had dropped Craig Bellamy but I think the Arsenal team took advantage of a club in turmoil and made the most of it. You can't do more than that.

See you all Thursday...

Friday, January 21, 2005

So you should be after Sunday.

I think you're right though, after one good performance we need to keep our feet on the ground, still got some big games coming up against teams above us in the league. MDM will be a completely different story from last time and even then they went 2-0 up against us. THey've just lost Jamie's brother which is good for us but they've obviously made changes for their turn of form to come about like it has. And then we still have to play Vodafone again too, who we didn't think were that good but still have to prove what we're like against them. Westwood are an unknown, they're below us in the league but have always been a reasonably good footballing side and obviously were good enough last season to get promoted. Concentration is needed now if we want to keep our run going and turn an okay season into a decent season.

It's up for grabs and we're easily good enough to grab it if we can stay switched on. The evidence is showing that the right players are producing the right sort of effort at the moment, so keep it up.

And we can all see how Matt's right about the squad, look at Dave Frew, unable to break into the team at the moment but still a bloody good player, not the sort of person you want playing against you... So there you go, cancel your holidays, don't catch any colds and play your heart out. Easy really.

3 points on Sunday will really put some momentum behind us.
It's certainly a testing time of the season for everyone at the moment, important and tough games coming up, and there's competition for places all over the pitch with strong players trying to break into the team, and once there, I'm sure will doing everything possible to keep there place. One poor or missed game could cost a place in the team for a number of weeks.
Just thought I'd add that as it's what I was thinking at this particular time.
Got to admit Mr Sills, Beeny's goal was a pure peach AND a corker all in one touch. He had to wait ages for that ball to come across but held his nerve.

Though Sillsy did put a few away last night to be fair to him.

My hamstring must look like one of those cheesy-strip thingies. Serves me right for joining in with Frew's "twat the ball at John as a warm up" warm up.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Yea Cheers John MATE!! Must remember From a defenders point of view at least i hit mine first time and they go in, I don't need two deflections and the keeper having a cup of tea looking the other way with his legs wider than the panama canal to score. Thank you very much (BIG SIGH).
Funny, very funny. No really. I could be for loan at this rate, wasting away on the bench! Still, Ive scored the same amount as Matt, and more than Beeny, so Im happy.
SILLS WANTED! FOR WINDOWS
LEWIS OFFERED JOB AT NWN
Fair play to Lewis, usually you get the team name in the Headlines, it's not very often you get a a players name... Unless your names David Lewis of course.

You got your name in there as well Jonny S.... In the available For Sale/Loan section.
Well I had all your input don't forget...

Classic headline, they must love it.
LEWIS GUNS DOWN THE LEADERS

NWN headline. Love it! I've a good mind to send a copy to Floreco (where some of them work and the slaphead is the manager)...

A good write as well considering you weren't there Shane.
Beeny's getting right excited about that glue isn't he! Well the good news is I washed the kit last night and the new glue has worked fine and all the little rubber bits are still on there. I bet everyone will have a better day today with that knowledge.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Of course, Im talking about HSBC vs Halifax. We have an injury ravaged squad, but having been boosted by the news that Nigel is in goal for us, and their keeper has twisted his knee. I'll give them extra...
Exeter 16-1
StUpId GlUe!!
Stupid Glue!
You never got to wear the gold kit did you? Took a game off (Shefford's first clean sheet of the season produced by Bellers) and then snapped your leg in half so never got to play in it. It's nice, if the little rubber bits stay on. I might stick it in the washing machine tonight just to check...

Might stick a little money on Exeter tonight...
Thats it get all new keeper gear now i dont play anymore Charming!!!
Exactly Smurf. Exactly.

Still, seen an upturn in results recently, followed by an upturn in performance, slow but steady. And a few place rises up the league certainly doesn't seem unreasonable if we can put a decent run together, so it's all to play for.

I got a new goalie top from the manufacturers, they assured me that the fault that had happened on the last top has now been rectifified, something about the wrong glue. So I'll bring it along tomorrow night for when we play in the cup against Partick or if Neil doesn't wash the kit again...
Stupid wooden floorboards
Stupid back.
I'm happy to play them again, i missed all three games against them at the start of the season.
Stupid league.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Too late, so that's not actually what happened. I'd never had made something up as ridiculous as Dave scoring a header anyway. Sounds like the boy done well in front of the boys doing well.

Looking forward to training on Thursday. Managed to strain my groin doing DIY on Sunday. Easy on the jokes.
It's probably that the brain used up all it's mental capacity in remembering how to play well, so it had nothing left to store what it was seeing. Well, I've put the write up in, but as no one could tell me much about the goals I've claimed a hat-trick for myself.
Effing hell we shoulda put a bit more effort in that day and we'd have had a good cup run, it was only their keeper that meant they went through. And their midfielder was a special needs child.

Shalbourne have had some shocking results recently, they got tonked by Chav Friend last week something like 9-0. Interesting that MDM beat Chav Friend though, shows they've obviously come up a bit since we last played them. Should be a tough challenge, but we know their defence is poor.

Okay I've sent a write up in, but I've had to make a lot of it up. How can you lot play so well and thrash a decent team and yet none of you have any idea of what actually happened?
Results:

MDM beat Travelers Friend (2-1)
Shalbourne Beat Blue Ball (5-4 !!) Would have been one worth watching.
Shefford Whooped Partick (6-2)
Westwood Beat Post Office (2-0)

AFC Chosley are though to the 6th round of the Berks & Bucks
How could John's have been between Dave's 5th and 6th? Then it would have been 5th and 7th. Sometimes...
Goals to game ratio I must still be winning.

Monday, January 17, 2005

Can't help you at all shane, Dunno why I'm writing this, Oh yea in fact.....................FROM A LINESMAN POINT OF VIEW!!!
The first was definatly not a pen also the second was as clean cut, JT got all the ball Dunno who the wobbly striker was but he touched the ball last. But hey wadda i know, Just don't want to be know as the guy that deprived Browny of his only worth while job other than putting the nets up...Browny for linesman Browny for linesman!! That's the kinda tune i like. Gutted about not getting to play Thats the kind of match you always wanted to be known to be on the teamsheet weather you scored or not!!
I scored the fourth. Ad hit the post at 1-0 to us, and the pen was disallowed at 1-1. Easy to remember this stuff from the sidelines...!Still, ive scored more than Matt in the last two games, and only played about 20 mins...
I would help but i really can't remember much! But I'll tell you what I can! The penalty was given then taken away in the first half at 1-1. They were having a good spell of the game at the time the pen was awarded, and there slap head was honest enough to admit it was a fair tackle.

Ad hit the post in the first half (not sure what the score was at the time).

Mark made some really important 1 on 1's to keep us in the game. As did there goal keeper at times, until Lewis clattered him in a 1 0n 1 !!

They had another penalty shout turn down in the second half, which I thought was a pen although JT is shore he touched the ball!

I'm pretty sure you have the order of goals correct.

We played them off the park.
I'm sure Jamie would say whether it was a penalty or not (not during the game obviously) so if he says he touched the ball that's good enough for me. Nice of their guy to say that it was a fair tackle, did he say that at the time or after they hadn't got the penalty anyway?

My write up is gonna suck.
Nobody wanna let me know the order of the goals and who scored, maybe how they went in?

As I understand it...

We scored first - Dave
They equalised
We scored second - Dave again
Half time
We scored again - Paul Curtis with a header from a corner?
They scored to make it 3-2 and put some pressure on us
We scored again - John Sills in a goalmouth scramble
We scored again - Dave again again
We scored again - Dave again again again

When was the penalty disallowed?

Thanks for all your help. No really.
Gutted I chose yesterday's game to do the floorboards - sounds like it was performance of the season so far? Interesting what you were saying Paul about being disciplined, I think the fact that we don't let teams wind us up easily is a major benefit to our game, in more ways than one - when refs see teams going off on one and then they see our players just not getting involved it helps them align themselves with us and we start getting more of the 50:50 decisions, like penalties given/not given/given again/not given after all... (well done beeny).

And like you say John, not just a 1-0 or a 2-1 but a 6-2 turning over of the league leaders as well. Absolutely gutted I missed it. But there's proof for you that the theory of not losing a game between now and the end of the season is certainly possible. But looking at the team's we've lost to (Hampstead Norreys???) just shows that in order to keep the winning streak going is going to take a lot more effort than we might think.

Does someone want to do me a little write-up of the game and then I'll get something in the paper.

Headline "UMPIRE SIGNALS 6"

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Good to see Smurfy there as well, his chanting at them added to the victory. 'The umpire has signalled a six...'
Got to say boys, it was a fantastic result today. Not only to beat the league leaders, but to thrash them, and deserve to as well is stunning stuff. I thought we were really well disciplined as well, all they did was moan, kick us and fall over, and we just got on with stuff. Im sure they are regretting kicking Lewis and trying to wind him up.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Mikey I won't be available for this Sunday I'm afraid, but look on the bright side, you've always had better results against Partick when I've not been there, so good luck and take the game to them. Win your individual battles and play as a team. Way to hussle.
morning - no award, beaten by a traffic warden video thing which was quite good, but no better than ours, bloody london luvvies...

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Typically we were two player short on Monday mate! And lost 4-0, I was in goal !! We're not normally short but the weeks we are you will be my first phone call. Have you got a pair of gloves?
Beenie my mum is a player short in her over 60's team
Hi Guys good result sunday? or very buisness like? Just wondering if any of you have room on your five aside teams need to get playing more, if any of you know let me know. Cheers.
John is that indoor you scored 2 in ?

If so do they have a wind machine in there to assist your shooting?

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

I'll be at Training Mikey. We played on Monday and I scored 2, making it 3 in 2 games...Call me Thierry. Or Robin. Or Jose. Or John.
Strange, not good for training but fine for sunday...Lazy Git.
I'll be fine for Sunday. I'll be there tomorrow if it's ok. But I thought I'd pre-warn you so for your training plans.
I'm not sure about training yet Mike, pulled my hamstring on Sunday and it's still playing up, I keep getting a burning feeling like I have deep heat permanently on it. If it's still bad tomorrow I'll miss training to make sure I'm ok for the Partick wankers.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Sorry Genghis I won't be at training on Thursday this week - got to go to an awards ceremony to see if Butt Bongo Babes - www.bongobabes.co.uk has won an award. It's in the top 3 of the Lycos People's Choice Viral Of The Year Award. Found out on Thursday night if we've come top...
A pint of Tangle Foot?

Monday, January 10, 2005

I thought we played ok, should have been well ahead from the first half though, they were dire. But, you can only beat what is put infront of you. We will have to up our game next week against Partick if we are gonna win another one of these...
I dont think we played too well yesterday boys but i went away thinking "job Done". So no complaints really. We stayed for about another half hour shane, then moved to the swan up at new town road untill they kicked us out at 11pm. Bastards.
How much later did you two stay in the Narrow Boat yesterday Matt/Ad?
Well you got the goal difference right at least. Not the best first half performance yesterday, but we remained patient and produced some lovely moves in the second half which opened them up like a tin can.

A tin can I tells ya.

Friday, January 07, 2005

Bizarrely I'm not aching at all - and I did all 60 press ups and all 60 sit ups which is more than can be said for most, I was watching. I struggle on the running stuff at the moment - more of a short sprint and then a 20 minute rest man myself, so Adam, Matt and Paul all outdid me on the shuttle run things. But yeah not aching too badly at all. Needed a drink when I got home mind. Downed about a litre of orange juice in 30 seconds. If this wind carries on (it's supposed to pick up even more) then Sunday could be a very interesting game indeed...
I'm surprisingly not too bad, very slight back ache which is better than normal. My legs knew they have done more than just standing in a pub, but aren't really giving me any grief. I'm obviously fitter than I look!
But we actually did a warm up so that will help prevent aches, pains and pulls.
They might be able to swipe a card though my crack after that wedgy.
He's probably already got it mate - trouble is scousers would only go and abuse the card in Aldi to feed their family, so you'll probably only see a charge of £6.71 a month...
My pants are probably worth more than they could get out of my bank at the moment!

...and I'd like to think they wouldn't do that. Well, that depends if the Frew man attends.
Watch out at the next Christmas do Matt...

A drunk football fan woke in a bar to find other supporters had bought around 6,000 drinks with his credit card.
The Norwegian businessman had flown from Oslo to Portugal to watch Rosenborg play in Porto. But he nodded off in a corner and other visiting fans ran up a £10,000 bill on his card reports The Sun.
The 38-year-old, who did not wish to be named, said: "I remember falling asleep and when I woke they wanted me to sign. But I won't pay. I had too much to drink and my card was misued."
Tut! Just typed out a message to post and you beat me to it. And it's pretty much the same as what you've written!! But, credit where credits due i'll post it anyway.


Well done last night Mikey, everything was very well organised and well thought about. There was a good time allocated to each station, and I don't think anyone was stood around bored at any point waiting for the next instructions. And by getting everyone together to deliver instructions was a lot clearer and easier to understand.

I think last night was just what everyone needed, certainly blew a few of my cob webs away, and by doing each station at your own pace meant each person could push themselves enough without burning themselves out for Sunday. Well done the gaffer.
Good effort last night everybody, a nice mix of organisation and freestyle from Mikey and everyone was able to take it at their own pace with a bit of a nudge in the right direction now and then, ideal training for after the Christmas break, and we tonked Crabbeman, Browny and Baldy Mike. Though we did have 4 players.

Mikey I've still had no call from Blue Ball, but if they're as disorganised as they sound, it may be tomorrow when they call. I suggest everybody goes to Henwick for 9.45am unless they hear differently from you, that way we can't get caught out if they notify us late and we only get half a squad turning up. Hopefully they'll notify us late and they'll only get half a squad turning up, then Neil will score 6 but then Blue Ball will fold and he'll get his goals taken off him and then he'll know how it feels.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Yeah he's better now. Give em back Smurf you bastard. That's Basingstoke rubbing off on you that is. I reckon we get you back to Shefford so you stop nicking stuff and go back to just setting things on fire.
Have not played metal gear,played conflict vietnam i liked that i will bring them to the next game if i remember.Thanks for the loan.
Awful Joke Smurfy. Im proud of you. Have you had a chancetot play Metal Gear Solid? What did you think of it?
Ive added links to Shefford FC website, and Football 365... Posted by Hello
Mr Sills it is a good job it is Cat's dog you have an allergy against and not her pussy or you would either have a crap sex life or a constant ear ache.
( Yes i know it was crap but i had to say it )

And i definitley am not playing competitive football any more i am only available for charity,benefit and testimonial matches.
Look This way -------------->>>> Posted by Hello
Now we're rocking Posted by Hello
I think I've cracked it.... Posted by Hello
That should be 'Shane, how do you put photos on here?'

I know how to put photos on Shane. Use a large pin.

I Thank you...
And how do you put photos on Shane?!
You know, if you look at the Blog in the 'View Blog' bit, where you can see Shanes pics, and click on 'next blog' in the top right hand corner, its takes you onto a random Blog of someone elses...some are weird...
I think you and I may have accidentally travelled backwards in time John, as my photo of a long chalk seems geniously ahead of the conversation, whereas in my world it happened after that piece of the conversation. Whilst on my travels, I actually stuck a biro pen into your ear while you slept. But I did not stick anything in Cat. Megan, however, will be walking gingerly this morning.
Why did my message appear before you two? Hmm...
He's right Smurf. One day you'll be kicking a little tuppny-swerver around in the park with young Paul and you'll think to yourself "I've still got it" and then you'll wander to the pitch where your local Sunday team are playing, kick their goalie in the shins at half time while no one's looking and volunteer to take his place cos he's injured. Don't forget you'd stopped playing before you came back to Shefford and produced some of your finest stuff and found glory again. You aint finished by a long chalk yet. That's right, a very long chalk.

Long, I tells ya.
Longest piece of chalk ive seen.

Apparantly I had an allergy to Cat's Dog, which gave me a small ear infection I didnt know about, which built up pressure behind my ear drum, then last Thursaday night I couldnt sleep, hell of a lot of pain, then...

BANG!

Pain wasnt so bad so I got up for work, felt some fluid in my ear so got out the trusty Cotton Bud to clear it up, looked at the bugger after I took it out of my ear, and it was covered in Blood! Quite a bit of it. Its sealed up, so the Doc says, but the antibiotics finish today, and I still cant hear fuck all.

Suddenly its very handy thats Cats been learning Sign language.

Matty, you cant tell, but I just told yo to Fu*k off in sign language.

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Steve T is engaged as well ??? Who is Vicky ? Trannie?

CONGRATULATIONS

GHENGIS I HAVE RETIRED FROM PLAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did you do your eardrum? Isn't that incredibly painful? Doesn't it affect your balance? Does that mean you'll be shooting straight tonight?
"Will you marry me?"

"Interesting..."
I keep reading different stories about people seeing family members and friends being swooped away, it's horrendous.

John - Would it be easier if we did hand signals instead?

Sounds like there should be a fair few people there tonight then. Might have enough for three teams.
Its shocking stuff, I nearly had a fight with a customer yesterday during the three minute silence, she walked into my room and started asking questions, and when I didnt answer she got annoyed, so I tried to show her what was happening and she started saying 'Are you deaf?', 'Dont you know the answer?', and 'Whats wrong with you?' before she walked off.

Browny - I had the same problem on New Years Eve. The Networks are always so busy, I couldnt get through to anyone.

Ill be trawling the Reading boys up to training tonight. I would appreciate it if this time I didnt get taken out before the match has started by a scouse twat, making my limp for the next three days. Also, Ive got a perforated ear drum, so If you're shouting 'Man-on' do it in my right ear. Or, if you want to insult me, do it in my left ear.
Good to hear you might be back to work mate, nice one. I dunno where the game is but if Genghis doesn't come on here today then he'll tell us tonight and I'll tell text you.

The island that Julie and I have been to a couple of times in the Maldives was decimated by the tsunami - loads of tourists were swept away but fortunately over the island itself so managed to grab on to trees and stuff and survived. The resort manager was swept out into the lagoon though and drowned - in front of his wife and daughter. Nasty. The island was evacuated and everyone was picked up by a Pakistani Naval Destroyer the next day from the main island nearby. They're now needing to rebuild the island from scratch.

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Leg is coming along fine thanks Shane,have an appointment at doctors friday and i am hoping that he will be signing me back to work on monday.Can somebody let me know were the game is this sunday please.

Congrats Browny
Brave taking jewellery into Bar Risa, but very romantic Browny proposing at midnight on New Year's Eve.

Plus if she'd said no you could have stormed the DJ booth and ruined everyone else's night as well. "C*nts!" over the speakers and walked out.


That was my first question! I emailed him. He said

"I knew I wanted to do it, but didn't know when/where, I had a ring and everything ready so did it at Midnight on New Years eve in Bar Risa"

So I take that as planned. I'm not sure about one knee, but if he did I bet he got his trouser knee dirty... The first job for the 'wife to be' !


Congratulations browny, was it a drunk thing or did you mean it? Assuming it was deliberate, are you setting a date or just saying like "next year" or something?

One knee or a bedroom job?
Hi all, Happy New Year. hope you all had a good one.

Just thought I would let you all know that me and Kirsty got engaged at New Years.

Hopefully see you all at training on thursday.


I got a wind-up penguin that waddles around the table and shits out brown sweets...
I predict that I'm going to get one. I hope that just because we're playing the Blue Ball people are still going to try and get the ball down and put together some good stuff. I'm worried that people will be shooting from everywhere!
They seem a nice bunch. Apparently on New Years Eve at The Blue Ball there was a massive scrap which took a riot van of police to sort out!! No I didn't go there.
Mr Curtis predicts himself a hat-trick eh? I predict myself warmth and a nice bi jacket to wear. Lets hope they both come true. Anyone get anything decent for xmas? I got some dog-tags from my Aunt, which I'm particularly proud of and have started wearing them whilst going out to try and buy a Burberry patterned fiesta.


Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Happy new year to you all, By the sounds of things we all need to go to detox or rehab, looking forward to seeing you there!! Training thursday?? I'm not availible sunday but I am for the following sunday.
Hey Smurfy how's the leg doing? Does anyone know how Dan's getting on?
Happy New Year all, i am totally the opposite of Shane and Matt as i am now on the beer more, such a hard life i lead.Ghengis i dont think i will be able to play this sunday sorry mate.
Matt think yourself lucky that you did not have a thong on when they helped you out of your boxers in Liquid.other wise they would of cut you in half.
I'm also right off the beer for a month now (well til January payday anyway) and have put my gym back up to get back in shape. Sadly as I checked it out yesterday afternoon to see that it all worked, I realised that where I actually sit I face out of the window and can see the corner of the pub. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I'm kind of looking forward to Thursday, but dreading it at the same time. Gotta get going at some point though, so bring it on.

As for pant ripping, I did feel very sorry for you in Liquid, couldn't quite voice it though cos I was pissing myself laughing at the site of you literally being lifted up by your pants. I had nothing to do with it, though I did wake up the next day to find that photo of Lewis wearing the remnants of your pants on his head. You are a very strange group of mates. It's nice.
The holiday period hit me this morning when I just couldn't seem to get out of bed! I'm going to try and lay off the beer for a couple of weeks to try and get into shape, yes, just a smaller round sort of shape.

I won't be going to mad on Thursday as I haven't used my back since the HN game, other than to prop myself up at bars. And I'm not sure my arse has quite recovered from the massive wedgey at the xmas bash. I think pant ripping should be banned. Otherwise I can't afford to come to too many more Shefford nights out!

Make sure some sort of warm up is done before you go mad on ThursdayMike, No-one could walk for a week after that step up challenge the other month!!
Do we know when the cup game is and who it's definitely against yet? If it's OLA we need to put some work in on that one. Not looking forward to training this Thursday, have eaten and drunk way too much over the last 10 days, forgot what it feels like to be hungry and sober.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Well John?? Have I scored More than you this season??

Sunday, January 02, 2005

Wheres Hilly? Why doesnt he come on the Blogger?! He is a lucky boy that I didnt go with him to Swindon vs Colchester yesterday...0-3! Three nil, away! Swindon? Who are they, bunch of farmers...