Longest piece of chalk ive seen.

Apparantly I had an allergy to Cat's Dog, which gave me a small ear infection I didnt know about, which built up pressure behind my ear drum, then last Thursaday night I couldnt sleep, hell of a lot of pain, then...

BANG!

Pain wasnt so bad so I got up for work, felt some fluid in my ear so got out the trusty Cotton Bud to clear it up, looked at the bugger after I took it out of my ear, and it was covered in Blood! Quite a bit of it. Its sealed up, so the Doc says, but the antibiotics finish today, and I still cant hear fuck all.

Suddenly its very handy thats Cats been learning Sign language.

Matty, you cant tell, but I just told yo to Fu*k off in sign language.