Effing hell we shoulda put a bit more effort in that day and we'd have had a good cup run, it was only their keeper that meant they went through. And their midfielder was a special needs child.

Shalbourne have had some shocking results recently, they got tonked by Chav Friend last week something like 9-0. Interesting that MDM beat Chav Friend though, shows they've obviously come up a bit since we last played them. Should be a tough challenge, but we know their defence is poor.

Okay I've sent a write up in, but I've had to make a lot of it up. How can you lot play so well and thrash a decent team and yet none of you have any idea of what actually happened?