No effing way! What the fuck went on at the weekend then? That's a good result for us as it should mean we're still 4th in the league. Can still win it Matt! Win!!!

Anyway, turns out they weren't my shin pads, so if anyone is missing a minging pair of shin pads they're in my boot. And if anyone's missing a pair of minging white socks then one of them is in the car park at the Halfway...

I am going running tonight.