Monday, March 31, 2008

Sorry - the lack of a capital letter on May made me think it was a misconstrude sentence...

Thursday, March 27, 2008

13th May - it's in the same sentence where Adam mentions the comedian!

Too much MTV.
Trouble is, I presume the youngsters are all on Bebo or something. They fail to appreciate the history and serenity of the Blogger, as it doesn't allow you top put your 'top friends' on here. I remember when I was one of the youngsters. Happy days.

That comedian is meant to be really good actually, when is he on at South Street? (They had a comedian turn up at North Street once. He got chased out from the Jazz cafe and blamed it on a faulty compass. Apparently also the reason he failed his Maths GCSE...)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I'm in. I like funny people.

South Street is where we saw Milton Jones too. It's confusing because it's called South Street because it's south of Reading centre, but it's also up hill, which to me makes me think it must be north.

We need to get the younger lads on here cos it's better for group conversations than Facebook.

But they probably won't get the jokes.
Im putting forward a possible shefford night out after the success of "Milton Jones Night"

13th May theres a guy on at south street (part of hexagon) called Daniel Kitson.

I keep hearing about how good he is. He's always on other more famous comedian's list of their "favourite comedian's" too.

He's another one like that Milton Jones guy that doesn't want to be that famous. Apparently he refuses all tv work.

Just an idea.
Matty's still having internet issues so he's asked me to post this for him:-


Screw you, you nonce.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

"DURRRRRRRRR-RRRR-RRRR-RRRR"

Heads Are Gonna Roll

Free Header for the first(Atkins Man) from corner that wasnt a corner (Atkins Told Ref It Was))
Atkins Got Sat On His Arse Diving In For The second
3rd Was 1 on 1 After Atkins Lost Ball On Edge Of Box

Bit Of A Pattern There
Matty's having web problems so he's emailed me this:-

Shefford produced a battling performance topped off with a double hat-trick from Dave Lewis to take all three points from Kennet.

Lewis was on hand twice in the first ten minutes to punish the Kennet keeper for his mistakes and put Shefford into a comfortable lead. His strike partner Andy Miller followed up to extend the lead and leave Kennet shellshocked, before the visitors pulled a goal back courtesy of a goalkeeping error by Steve Taylor in the Shefford sticks.

Lewis completed his hat-trick just before the half time whistle.

Kennet looked totally out of the game before Shefford keeper Steve Taylor gifted them a second early in the second half, by basically being a spazzer. Kennet were right back in the game moments later when Taylor went "durrrrrr-rr-rr-rr" whilst slapping himself repeatedly on the forehead instead of saving the ball.

Gareth Withers then produced some fine work down the left hand side to supply Lewis for his 4th and Shefford's 5th, before Withers again set Lewis up for another fine finish. Goal machine Lewis completed his double hat-trick with aplomb before Miller made it 8 for Shefford with a tidy finish from close range.




Sounds pretty good to me. I look forward to seeing whether we get the headline in the NWN.

"DURRRRRR-RR-RR-RR"
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By the way Hermitage Reserves drew with Swan moving us above them

http://football.mitoo.co.uk/LeagueTab.cfm?TblName=Matches&DivisionID=2479&LeagueCode=NDSFL2007

Matty wheres your report

Monday, March 24, 2008

Is he the one on the left, with the goofy grin that suggests he just touched the girl in front...?!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Was that on Sunday? I wondered what was happening; the birds near our house went very quiet, then all started flying around in crazy patterns, gathering into groups of two, then three, then four, all the way up to one large group of thirteen.



Then they died.

Monday, March 17, 2008

FUCKING FREAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Too many of these Bellamy.... :o)
For the benefit of JS.

A record breaking 13-1 victory for Shefford. They said bad weather can be a great leveller, well tell that to striker Shane Bellamy who scored all 13 goals for Shefford, each one better than the other and using a different part of his body. He'll be walking gingerly after number seven. Nobody else even got an assist, as Bellamy worked hard to get the ball for himself each time, often deep within his own six-yard box, before one-twoing the ball with himself up the pitch, dinking it over midfielders, nutmegging defenders and screaming at his own team mates to GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY before drilling, placing, heading, punting, spinning, volleying and even drop-kicking the ball home.

Even the one goal conceded was a Bellamy own goal struck with enough aplomb to warrant a round of applause by the referee, both linesmen and the four teams playing on the pitches either side of pitch 7 at Henwick, now to be known as Pitch Bellers.

The opposition substitutes refused to go on and Shefford manager Smurf had to be sedated after his 8th orgasm midway through the first half.

Shane Bellamy was unavailable for comment, though the Newbury Weekly News is rumoured to be giving the story front page coverage with the headline simply, "Shane" and no other words on the page. Record sales are expected.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Why thank you Mr Atkins, a very comprehensive report... Shane who?

Monday, March 10, 2008

Perfect hat trick.

League table is all over the place, as are the results.

http://www.football.mitoo.co.uk/LeagueTab.cfm?TblName=Matches&DivisionID=2479&LeagueCode=NDSFL2007

Good to hear that the team wanted it this week. We'll need to want it again on Sunday against Clocktower, whose results range from the sublime to the ridiculous - as do ours really. We're a long way from being out of contention, with 2 games in hand on top spot and still to play them again yet. Really can't stress how much easier it is to motivate yourself when you're already top, so we're at a disadvantage being where we are in the table, which means we're underdogs, which means the pressure's all on them, which means we're favourites. I've been drinking.
FAO: John Sills in the absence of SB.

Hogs Head 1-3 Shefford

I'm not very good at reports so I'll just type what I can remember!

Tough game as Hogs Head are a decent side with a lot of older but very experienced players, many of which have played at a decent level.

We conceded after about 30 seconds with a combination of mix up at the back followed by poor marking allowed them to take the lead with a free header at the far post.

Fortunately we seemed to want the win this week and didn't lay down and die, but got straight back on the game and pushed forward creating a few half chances. However, we had to be on our toes as they moved the ball forward very well so a lot of hard work in the middle of the park and good defending limited them to a few chances in the first half.

We were finally rewarded with a goal about 10 mins before half time. I can't remember the build up, but the ball some how looped high into the box towards Andy Miller, the keeper started to come and then changed his mind and fortunately Miller had enough time for his brain to engage and nut it over the keepers head into an empty net.

1-1 at half time. Lewis off for The Brown Man was the only sub we had/made.

Second half was pretty similar to the first, we had to battle hard all over the pitch and continue to defend well and soak up a lot of pressure. We rode our luck a few times, with them creating a few chances albeit mainly long shots, but poor shooting and an alert Smurf kept them out.

The second came from a long ball over the top which was flicked into Miller path via one of their defenders and a one on one race between the keeper and Miller saw a outstretched (right foot) toe poke beat the keeper by inches.

They pushed forward going three up front and hit the post with a great effort that Smurf will tell you he had covered!

We also continued to attack and played some of the best football of the game creating some good chances, Brown man had the chance to reward his good performance and hard work with a pretty much open goal when the ball was squared to him at the far post, he struck it well but unfortunately for him the keeper made a superb save flying back across his goal.

Three upfront didn't work for them and we were breaking away on the counter attack and finally one paid off with the ball being squared to Miller at the far post and he slotted it away with his left peg for a perfect (or natural if you're Tony) hat-trick. Well deserved and much needed 3 points.