By the way, I did once get nominated for an oscar. It was for a role I played earlier in the year, in Brannigans, when I was having an 'interesting' conversation with Steve 'whatever it takes' Tabraham, and I told him if he worked hard, and drank lots of milk, he could become 3rd choice striker at Shefford F.C. next year.

I got beaten by Danny DeVito in the end, apparantly he had managed to convince Houllier that Liverpool were going to challange for the title next year.