They were 1-0 for a while, but the fookers couldn't hold on to it. I don't think MDM are good enough to beat Cold Ash unless some squad jiggery pokery has had to go on cos of the day of the game. If I were Cold Ash, player or manager, I'd want to win that game more than any of the others because otherwise they'll have a 1 in their LOST column in the league table rather than the all important 0. We were held to a draw by MDM, they were lucky to get a point out of us, no way are they good enough man-o-man to beat Cold Ash. Scatty cow.

Hogshead sounds good to me. What's this about waiter service in there now as well? Does that mean I don't have to stand at the bar for 45 minutes like normal?