Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
>>>checkpoint.
>>>
>>>Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put
>>>5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four".
>>>
>>>"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen
>>>retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed
>>>to carry five persons."
>>>
>>>"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means
>>>four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore
>>>breaking the law."
>>>
>>>The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor
>>>over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
>>>
>>>"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat
>>>Uno."