As it's St. Patrick's Day:

Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so
>>>the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best
>>>friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for.
>>>
>>>Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus
>>>said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
>>>
>>>So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it
>>>ain't Paddy".
>>>
>>>The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought
>>>Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said,
>>>"Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over".
>>>
>>>The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said,"No,
>>>it ain't Paddy".
>>>
>>>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>>>
>>>Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two a*seholes."
>>>
>>>"What, he had two a*seholes???" said the mortician.
>>>
>>>"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into
>>>town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two
>>>a*seholes...."