>>Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are
>>>charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
>>>
>>>A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"
>>>
>>>The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your
>>>daughter to death with a spanner."
>>>
>>>Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You
>>>f***ing b*stard!!!"
>>>
>>>The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom,
>>>and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at
>>>this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from
>>>you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
>>>
>>>Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For
>>>fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I
>>>asked to borrow a f***ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"