Very good Shane.

There once was a guy called Shane,
who was a constant pain.
He tried to write a song,
But got it completely wrong.
And now everyone knows he's insane!!!!

or

Shefford had a player called Shane,
Whose songs were very lame.
He thought he was a striker,
but looked more like a gay-biker.
And now at weekends likes to be called Jane!!!!