Mr Grundy I can come to your party but I'm afraid I can't do the go-karting thing. To soften the blow of the go-karting news, I have written you a song to take your mind off it.

Grundy Grundy Grundy,
You light up the room with your smile,
You go the extra mile,
But you're fucking surname doesn't rhyme with much,

La la la

Grundy Grundy Grundy,
You're too good to make do
With pants rhymes like Monday or Sunday
You should change your fucking name

La la la

Grundy Grundy Grundy,
Have you heard of Barramundi?
It's a fish
Very popular dish

In Australia la la

Grundy Grundy Grundy
Eating Barramundi
Driving a Hyundai
Change your fucking name

La la la

Repeat to fade.

Sillsy, guitar accompaniment needed. You don't get a solo.