"I don't know what amyl nitrate is..." haha you make me laugh. You and your family - The Frew Brothers - came down here peddling the stuff and now you've made it big with your fancy job at HP you're denying all knowledge! You used to be beautiful.

It's "poppers" - stuff that Atkins takes when he goes to Liquid cos it apparently, amongst other physiological effects it has, relaxes the sphincter muscles.

So what do you do at HP now then? I thought you were in retail banking management...