Frew - You've only moved to Bracknell to try and pinch the "Clubman" award off Browny at the presentation night, by showing your commitment to the cause....

A pat on the back though. If I moved away from Newbury I'd still have all good intentions of coming each Sunday, but I'd never make it because there wouldn't be anyone to come and bang on my door to get me up in time.

Smurf - if you pick me this week, I promise not to call you a fecking idiot again...

...and I'll make you look good in the tag team match...