No need to apologise mate. We were wrecked anyway and just found your reply funny! To be honest, I can't even remember what is said now. But I remembered his name this morning. It's Arthur.

I'm glad you didn't reply telling me to text 63336, because I probably would have, and it would probably have cost me a quid for nothing!

One of the 'Johns' needs to change there name, it's too confusing. One of you should be called Alan.