Just a quick overview.

Got a text from Matt on Saturday night asking what the name of the player is who plays for Partick but is short and usually a sub.

I have no idea so suggested he try to convince people it was Alan.

Quick enough?

I think they were all very drunk and I was also very drunk so that was as far as the conversation went. Plus I was already reeling from the whole Keane incident and didn't know black from white anymore. Should never have called that ginger guy a nigger...

For legal purposes of course I didn't actually do that and have absolutely nothing against anyone for anything. A lot of my friends are ginger.