Crabbeman, if I had been reading it out loud, I would have nearly dies reading your last post! Punctuate man! Here are some full stops for you to use .........

Smurfy, if you weren't the manager, I would point out at your team got mauled by us lot last night, with you only starting getting goals back when it went pitch black and our goal was under the floodlights. I would say that at times it was embarrassing with our swift passing movement and show boating, and that you called it a day by pleading for a draw.

Shane, bastard.

Matty, I didn't want you to feel left out, so, erm, I'll tell you I got Brian Lara Cricket 2005 in a half price sale at HMV today.

But you're the manager, so I won't say any of that.