Heeey Smurfy? Gotta tell you mate, when Genghis phoned me up and said "we've got a broken leg" my first reaction was "please let it be a midfielder" but there you go you can't have everything.

So, you watching Des & Mel yet? When I broke my leg I found that Weird Science; The Series kept me occupied, but that it was hard to stop eating just to pass the time. Beer wasn't such an issue as when you begin to stagger it hurts like hell...