Nope no news. Smurf was getting txt messages on Sunday morning giving him grief for being at the footy while Ann was at home suffering - "all because Shane hasn't got a team..." Seemed a bit harsh. So we agreed that if the game was called off then he'd go home and say that we talked it over and both agreed that it was best if he didn't play and just went home. Earn us both some brownie points.

We've got a super duper striker, and to be fair Rob is also doing a superb job up front as well, and Neil's not exactly the easiest guy to defend against, so f*ck MDM and their bar table-busting squad, we've got some pretty rapid defenders too, and Beeny. MDM are obviously a strong team, but Post Office did them 4-1, so they're far from invincible. We're 2nd by rights, not by luck or weird maths, so let's draw the curtain and let Rob and Dave do their thang.

Oh, the midfield are quite good too, didn't really get a mention there did they.

I was sat on a table behind the WKD manager on Saturday night, said hello to him (and his wife) and then 10 minutes later he asked if I used to play footy for him. Cheek of it. No mate, but I can teach you how to be a manager if you like...