The Matty doesnt run jokes are wearing thin these days! I believe I do just as much running as most others these days (most matches), my fitness has improved by at least 87% this year! There are the odd couple of people fitter than me... Beckham, Gazza, Sillsy....Crabs, Le Tissier and of course Smurf (you never no when he's reading this and I can't afford any dead legs on Sunday morning).

and Shane.... Might struggle to score 3 from the bench.