Aha! Nice tactic. I like it.

But to be fair, you are fit. It's a miracle, but this is the time for miracles. I don't really know how you got fit - if you take a look at you when you signed for us, then add in how much you drink in a week, then those two together should equal permanent unfitness. But I guess you put the effort in in training, murder runs etc, and you play footy 3 or 4 times a week, so it's enough to get you the right type of match fitness. The true secret to staying off the bench isn't just fitness though, it's performing at the top of your game consistently in actual matches and buying me beer.