John, I would like to deposit £4,000 in your bank. Then I'd like to withdraw £1,000. So that would leave my balance at £4,000. Give me the money on Thursday cheers.

We have a game on Sunday. It's not a league game, it's not a cup game. I called last night and Dave Piper said they hadn't rearranged any matches for us. That was fine, particularly cos of Smurf's thumb, but if he'd been alright I'd have been a bit gutted to have to take a game off while we're on a roll of good performances.

So such was my delight when within minutes my phone rang and it was the manager of Mary Hare School Old Boys FC asking if we wanted a friendly! Hoorah. So we have a friendly on Sunday. 11am kick off (lie-in!) at Mary Hare School's pitch. Cool.

Anyone not available?