Sorry I cant make training anymore, seems I picked up an illness called anti-pro athlete or something. Seems there is an illness againts murder runs (best not let this out though, the whole team will go down with it) Im aloud to training, just not aloud to take part in any physical exhausting sport so I should be able to take part in the matches then.

The only call smurfs going to get from Chelsea is the one where there after someone to taste the Chelsea buns before they go on sale!