Now that would be cool. Not sure how they would stand alongside Newbury College, but perhaps they could sponsor our annual trip to Blackpool...?

I guess when you go into a sex shop you learn a whole lot of new stuff, so there's educational value there.

Why am I a BAD BAD man? Is it the banana stuff? I'm not racist, not in the slightest, I'm just trying to get Matt, Tony and Adam humiliated on international TV. That's not so much BAD as cheeky...