I blame me. 2 years ago for Newquay I got myself nice and fit and in shape and bought myself some new shorts for afternoons on the beach. That was the year we had that hellish surfing session in the monsoon.

Last year I was a big fat bloater and the weather was great.

This year I'm cut like a ninja, so the weather will be shit. I looked an hour ago and they said that Friday was gonna be sunny but windy, now they've changed it.

Our only hope is that they really haven't got a clue what they're doing so we'll just have to wait and see. The probable Saturday activity is a water park so we'll be wet anyway...