It's a 5-a-side thing up in Sheffield on Saturday. Getting the train up in the morning, straight to the games, then train back Sunday. So expect me to be sat in a corner at Screw's bbq asking for help lifting my beer to my lips and getting people to bring me a hot dog.

Yes Sillsy we've finally settled on Torquay for the weekend away and have booked accommodation and everything. Dave Screw is trying to sort out a friendly for us for the daytime Saturday activity. And there's 12 of us so that means I can be sub and not throw up.