What type of Bank Manager are you Sillsy? Are you the type in the Nat West ads where they're all funny and putting shredder clippings on their heads and telling the young, cool guy to chill out? Or are you more like the other Nat West ads where the guy tries to moonwalk and explains that you can't really do it cos of the carpet?

I reckon the second one.

Why can't you be more like this John Sills?



He looks like a go-getter, a real jack-the-lad. I don't think we'd have got relegated if we'd had him on the right wing.