We wouldn't have got relegated if I'd been playing on the right wing either...


I'm a cool bank manager, friends to everyone, dancing to the music we play and making people go 'wow, is he really the manager? That's cool, you guys must have loads of fun and be really successful'. Or something like that...

I also say the word 'guys' a lot. Hey guys, how's it going guys? Everything alright guys? Thanks guys.



I hate myself.