They're sending Sir Richard Attenborough.

"Here, the Smurf, in his natural habitat. Notice the posturing, the displays of superiority, the sexual gesturing and the ingestion of ingested vegetable extract, and kebabs."

"The Smurf chooses it's mates based not on gender, but on availability. Basically, if it moves, it's a viable target. Some basic communication, a display of tattoos, and he's away."

"Coitus, rough and clumsy, is completed in seconds. Thus finished, the laptop computer is powered down and stored away for next time."

Can't see how this will help us tactically but it'll fit in nicely with some polar bears stuck on floating ice...