I'm afraid Frew's petty scouser crimes would only make him a laughing stock up against the lifers we'll be coming up against tomorrow night.

Burglary, car theft and touching up young 'uns are nothing where we're heading. These guys get to the last mission of GTA just by looking at their PS2. And once they've completed it, in the end cut scene the main character bends over for them.

I am, however, thinking of texting around some "advice" for the new, younger players on how to act, what to say and what not to say when mixing with the cons. Reckon that could be fun.

I reckon we all agree to refer to Andy Miller only as "Mr Big" all night.