Not while he's still banging in the goals he doesn't. I've got a whole one so far this season. And it was a team goal that I just had to tap in.

Names for Shane to be called before we get to Grandad...

1. Sensei
2. Van Helsing
3. Mr Miyagi
4. Lieutenant Dan
5. El Tel
6. Boon
7. Jossie

And I heard your band has a cult gay following ;-)

I can think of no one better to watch trashing a guitar at the end of a gig than you Paul - I think you'd do it with feeling.