Well I've seen Smurf get sent off for verbals at the ref, Neil get sent off for, er, verbals at the ref and in a shocking attempt at one-upmanship against Beeny, I saw Wayne (old Wayne not new Wayne) get sent off for throwing the ball into the face of a small child walking by the side of the pitch.

Now that was funny. In fact, if it had been a little deaf kid it would have beaten you all hands down.

I should point out that Wayne was just throwing the ball angrily off the pitch and didn't aim at the ickle kiddy, but did catch him full in the fucking face with the ball and was sent off as the kid ran off screaming...

Ah memories.

Lets try and have a big turn out on Thursday shall we and get some momentum behind us for the season ahead. Plus we've got two invalids to play with if Genghis and Crabbeman are turning up...