lol - I was shouting for you to come on Hilly! But Smurf said to bring Genghis on instead. He's shit. If we'd brought you on instead then it could have all been different. Might have been you totally air-swiping at the ball instead of me...

Never mind, hopefully you'll get on the pitch against Blue Ball, give you a chance to get their striker in your "corner pocket"... Try not to give away a "foul" or Smurf might decide to give you a "rest" and opt for the "Browny" instead.

Matt, your "cue"...