I was walking down the road the other day and there was this little old lady carrying two heavy-looking bags of shopping. She was making a funny face.

I asked her if she was okay.

She said she had an itch and would I be a dear and scratch her nose.

So I went like this.


So it's a visual joke, doesn't really work on a blog. Besides, you've had all the Blue Ball stuff below which is pure comedy gold.