I remember Wayne playing for Henwick but don't recall you Grundy. Weird, but then if you consider that I'd only ever have noticed you when I was wheeling away to celebrate a goal it makes more sense... ;-)

I'll get Julie to put a note up on the board at Vodafone. Will word it carefully.

"Football club seeks anyone who can play in goal to provide cover for psycho manager with bent leg."

Should do it.