You can pay to see if you're genetically linked to Genghis...

http://www.oxfordancestors.com/genghis_khan.html

For the bargain price of £195 you can find out if you have the particular chromosome seeing as Genghis impregnated so frequently during his reign.

Now that's value for money.

Training this Thursday won't be hard work, but if it is, it'll be fucking worth it and you'll feel so much better for afterwards.

I call it a Win:Win situation. No men, no dogs. Might even learn a little bit about yourself...