Don't worry we'll step up the fitness effort this week and that'll sort out the ones who are here for real from those here for a kickabout.

There was one of the new guys who said he could play in goal but doesn't tend to and obviously hadn't come along to be a goalkeeper.

I'm afraid I don't know any goalies and the only way I'd really find one is through you lot and your extended circle of friends. Other than one thought - Smurf what about Chunk?