I'm afraid that since a stern letter from her solicitor I am forbidden from whacking it up outside Browny's mum's house.

I suggest that we leave all mum references out of the blogger from here on in for fear of causing serious offence. I've left this one in cos a) it's mine and b) it's not particularly derogatory to Browny's mum who, in my opinion, has done a wonderful job of raising the young man.