The boss was in a quandary, because he had to fire somebody to meet headcount targets. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Jack or Katie. It was an impossible decision, because he was having an affair with Katie, but Jack was a wonderful worker, who had helped his boss out of a dilemma on so many occasions. Rather than toss a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next day. Katie arrived the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went straight to the water cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said, "Katie, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." She replied, "Could you jack off, I really feel like shit this morning?"