Is that Aaron Skelton, former Col Utd and Luton Midfield player? He had a shot on him...

Can someone tell Smurfy I won't be playing on Sunday? It's too depressing to have to keep replying to his 'are you available Sunday' group texts with 'No, for the fifteenth time, I'm bloody injured'. Thanks.

I hope we all enjoyed the Arse(nal) last night, now for Barca...