I shall be there, ready to wow the local ladies with my surfing skills in the daytime and disco skills in the evening. Might get a little more sleep on the Friday night this year so that I'm not falling asleep in the pub before we go surfing.

Mebbe try and book a different surf school this year too - not cos they were crap but because it'd be nice not to have the mile-long hike with a surf board to and from the beach and across a fucking golf course...

Finally, might try and leave the club/pub/wherever each night on my own as there's less chance of getting into a fight or kissing a man.