Smurf seeing as you are texting my old telephone number (now owned by someone else) I cannot reply to your txts.

Tomorrow I will furnish you with my new mobile number (which you already have cos you've called me on it many times...) but lets say no more about it other than [insert spacker noise here].

Yes to the night out - yes to the footy, although as I'm not expecting to play then I'm not expecting to turn up in any fit state to play. I have the luscious Mr Lamb staying at my place (that's why Mr Sills and Crabbeman had no chance) on Saturday night (he's coming to the night out).

That was a yes and a yes by the way.