Jeepers, this Yard of Ale malarky seems to be gathering pace, but at least there will be a few of use tucked away in the corner weatching as Hilly lays the Smackdown on Ad.

Also, does anyone else think that Smurf will have 'please confirm availability ASAP' on his gravestone? Its like an identikit text message, saved on his phone with on the team and time needing to be changed each week. Lazy.

Grundy - I too live in Reading, so with Mr Crabbe there will be two of us from the common side.

Frew - visit www.imafuckingtwat.com, it's you'll find friends there.