John Lamb now Neil? What a great day. Where the hell is Paggies anyway I've never heard of it? Had a wander round Newbury at lunchtime today which felt kind of odd.

I'm acutely aware that it's been a while since we've had our results read out live on Radio One or got our knobs out in front of 14.2million people, so will endeavour to correct this situation as soon as possible. There must be other opportunities out there for 16/17 guys desperate for attention. A while ago I did consider signing everybody up with an extras agency but it seemed like a lot of work to get everyone's details together. With the newfound organisational skills of Smurf in the manager's chair though, maybe that will be easier? We could all be the next batch of stormtroopers if they decide to make any more star wars films and choose Berkshire as the setting for one of the planet scenes... Could happen.