Sorry I had to duck out last night guys - just tweaked my back a bit but it was enough for me to be pretty much useless in the game and as I watched the "let's all wear white tonight so we can all play together mwah mwah" team swarm all over my team mates I figured I was better sat down watching.

Then I realised I was watching the girls team more than you lot. Then I realised they were producing better quality stuff. So I left.

I wish I had Paul Curtis' immunity to injury, but then he wishes he had my familiar bone structure and magnetic personality, so we're both cool with each other.

Shame no friendly Sunday, but if teams keep pulling out of the league we stand a better chance of winning something...