The dictionary defines Thatcham as: A small town, popular with 15 year olds for under age drinking, moped posses and the words init' and fuck. With the average girl giving birth at 14 yrs old the population of 'Thatcham' is rapidly increasing at the speed of the average Tornado.

Thatcham is now regarded a safe place to bring up small children, since the departure of Chris Brown to Reading in 2003.