Morning Smurfy. Where will training be this week? Back to Vicky Park or give Northcroft a try?

Trophies are all on order. There's no Man Of The Match trophy this season as we hardly did it because of some dire performances throughout the season - so it was either pointless or some poor bloke gets it cos everyone was less pissed off about him than anyone else...

Also, Supporters Player is this season voted for by Matt's dad and Tony's dad. Julie said she hadn't seen enough games to warrant a vote and Dave Lewis thanked me for the phone call but explained that he was actually on the pitch trying to score goals so would prefer it if I looked on him as a player rather than a supporter. Can get very confusing.

Crabbeman - is Dave Frew coming on Saturday and if so can you get him to let me know his food choice? And confirm whether he's bringing those legs, er, I mean his girlfriend?