Girlfriends are allowed, though we're limited on numbers this year, but as most of you lot couldn't pull a hamstring I'm not over-concerned.

Matt the bit people got confused about as to whether you were serious or not was the bit where you wrote, and I quote...

"I'm gonna burn all your houses down and dance on the ashes if you so much as look me in the eye"

Just seemed a bit harsh considering Sillsy had written, and I quote...

"Hello Matt, how are you?"