Surf's up dudes, we're all numpties. Top weekend lads, did someone kiss a man?

I think it was a Lemon.

Got this email from a guy from Kent...

'Hello John,
further to our telecon of today, my Sunday football team
'Masters FC' of the Bromley & Orpington league in Kent,
have just finished this year's season, by gaining promotion to the 2nd div.
and reaching the final of one of our cup competitions
which we unfortunately lost 1-0.
However, we are travelling to the Reading area on the weekend of July 30th
& 31st and are trying to arrange a game for each day.

As discussed, it would be highly appreciated if you/a friend could organise
the following -

1. Opponents for either day or even both,
2. A pitch for both days (which we are happy to pay towards) &
3. If needed, a referee (except for Pierluigi Collina)

Should you wish to verify our credentials, pls see - www.obdsfl.com div. 3
Your earliest reply would be appreciated in advance.
Cheers - Michael'


Thoughts, anyone?