Defining Numpty


1. Four People Sprinting for four seats in a cab
2. Four people walking back from the surf shack leaving four seats free in a minibus
3.Pukeing
4.Sleeping on the sofa due to 1.Annoying fucking phone 2.ash snoring
5.Going to the wrong Surf shack
6.getting Slapped for no reason
7.Surfing
8.Being Smurf on Saturday
9.Being Brownie (sorry mate token gesture)
10.Having the worst Shakes of my life from no alcohol